I’ll just stick to posting my face. Everything else I post pisses people wayyy off, haha.
You know how to tell if you live with a drunk psycho? You tell them to leave you alone and they come back a hundred times in one night.
This bitch didn’t know what chicken broth was or how to make it… I wish it was a modern girl thing bit it’s a modern human thing. No one knows how to cook and that’s fucking sad.
Mom got this for me at the Louisiana Celtic Heritage Festival. I think it’s funny.
those girls that leave two sides down and get a straight fringe, then put the rest in a ponytail and call themselves skin girls.
Vegetarians, and their Hezbollah-like splinter faction, the vegans, are a persistent irritant to any chef worth a damn. To me, life without veal stock, pork fat, sausage, organ meat, demi-glace, or even stinky cheese is a life not worth living. Vegetarians are the enemy of everything good and decent in the human spirit, and an affront to all I stand for, the pure enjoyment of food.
what happened to your fetlife?
Wait what? I googled it and that’s a bdsm site?