Skingirlsdontforgive

lodubimvloyaar:

Children Read To Shelter Cats To Soothe Them

(Photos by Animal Rescue League Of Berks County. You can follow them on Facebook.)

Also good for the kids. They encourage having slow readers read to the family pets. A dog will listen to a kid read a whole book one damn sssyl-la——-ble at a time, and it will never get frustrated, or correct their pronunciation, or start playing Angry Bird because it can’t stand listening to the slowness any more. The dog will look at the kid approvingly, because, human. Human is talking. Human is interacting.

So this is a great win-win.

I’ll just stick to posting my face. Everything else I post pisses people wayyy off, haha.

I’ll just stick to posting my face. Everything else I post pisses people wayyy off, haha.

You know how to tell if you live with a drunk psycho? You tell them to leave you alone and they come back a hundred times in one night.

Reblogging cause I rock.

Reblogging cause I rock.

This bitch didn’t know what chicken broth was or how to make it… I wish it was a modern girl thing bit it’s a modern human thing. No one knows how to cook and that’s fucking sad.

Mom got this for me at the Louisiana Celtic Heritage Festival. I think it’s funny.

Mom got this for me at the Louisiana Celtic Heritage Festival. I think it’s funny.

those girls that leave two sides down and get a straight fringe, then put the rest in a ponytail and call themselves skin girls.

psycho-byrd-oi:

can you get your haircut please. or just stop?

Vegetarians, and their Hezbollah-like splinter faction, the vegans, are a persistent irritant to any chef worth a damn. To me, life without veal stock, pork fat, sausage, organ meat, demi-glace, or even stinky cheese is a life not worth living. Vegetarians are the enemy of everything good and decent in the human spirit, and an affront to all I stand for, the pure enjoyment of food.
Anthony Bourdain, “Kitchen Confidential,” p. 70 (via rocksteady-joel)